Chinese Philosophy

[originally posted on August 31, 2005]

Political incorrect as it is, when I ran across this comic dinosaur, it reminded me of a set of drinking glasses I saw for sale as a kid with ethnic jokes on them, all Chinese. One of them has an illustration of a Asian pilot characture flying a single-engine open cockpit aircraft upside down with his naked butt sticking out of the bottom (pointed up since he was flying upside down) of the plane. The caption read: 'Man who fly upside down have crack up.' I didn't think it was funny but my Chinese friend did. So in honor of this type of humor, I post a list of such jokes I have had around for too long. This will be the last word on the subject ....


Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.